Ambos rap

Interview with a Shlameel

This video was filmed by a blackout A & R crew member. Luckily it was found before it hit the cutting room floor. Enjoy.

Frank, the Wisest man I know

Frank, a very wise man I met at my friend's graduation party.

Verizon store fiasco

I should kept the cameras rolling but I got flustered. Before leaving for the holy land, I was at my favorite store, Verizon. This Asian couple was argunig with a manger, and of course I tried to capture some A&R footage. Except a little steve urkel type employee said I couldn't film. I proceeded to curse him out, warn him of a potential wedgie and get kicked out the store...

Cabbie Shoutouts

Cabbies love Ambos and Randos, here are some shout outs...

Guess whose BACK!!! RANDO TIME!!

Beverly Hills Theme song cover

Here is a great video my friend made covering the Axel F theme song for Beverly hills cop. Check out his youtube page @levinator25

Things that should be changed about Facebook

    With the new Facebook movie coming out, which actually looks horrendous, I thought of some changes to the social networking site if I ruled the world. Please comment on any additional changes you think should be made…     

1) All pictures of fake drunk girls squatting and taking a piss should be BANNED. Your not cute, its not funny, no one wants to see your dingle berries and cottage cheese thighs. O yeah, looks like you did a number stretching out the hanky pankys also, WHORE.

2)      There needs to be a dislike button for all the idiot jerks that feel the need to post dumb shit and make idiot comments. Sorry you have to use facebook to reassure yourself on your thoughts by seeing how many people “like” it.
3)      No more full out convos with 20 comments on someone’s status. Its cool if a bunch of people say shit and react to something, but when 2 people go back and forth it just feels up my main feed with their dumb ass chirp.

4)      Detagging pics should not be allowed. Obviously this would never go down, but imagine the amount of double chins and bad angles that would be discovered.

5)      NO MORE CLUB PROMOTION EVENTS. I have obviously turned off notification for this but it is annoying to everyone to say the least. I’ve been guilty of poisoning other’s inboxes with cyber solicitation, but I apologize and vow to longer participate in such activities.

Blockheads Murray Hill Brawl

Ambos and Randos Freestyle REAL BRIEF

A&R Running a riot in NYC

A&R member furious outside of Marquee after getting dropped by a bouncer, watch as he unloads on the club

Teaching how to Dougie

Here is the beast wasted outside of Marquee showing club goers how to dougie

"The Closer" - The Rub N' Tug chronicles

My friend Evan enlightened as all with the infamous "Happy Beginnings Technique" which has changed the game for our massage endeavors (That post can be found HERE).

Well Evan just told the A&R crew about his latest experience at new massage joint he frequently visited.

After entering the jerk shack, which had a candle store as the front, Evan and his boy were greeted by two " candle saleswomen." One was a smoking hot RANDO with a fat ass and a nice rack that undoubedtly read "Made In China" on the insde, and the other..well the other was a 101 to say the least(read our Area cHOEd rating system HERE)...

Obviously Evan gets set up with the grusome one, while his buddy snags the dope ass RANDO. During the massage Evan can not help but think about the bad luck he is constantly plagued with. His frustration continues as he gets oil and massaged up by the hideous witch saleswoman. Evan his so grossed out that the thought of a lesbo scene between Lisa Ann and Tabitha Stevens wouldn't get his willy working. 

For the first time in Evan's Rub n' Tug adventures he is dreading the ending. The moment arrives and the beast tells Evan to do the standard flip over (signaling the happy ending, this often triggers an instant boner for "tug go-ers" this phenomenon can be explained by Pavlov's classical conditioning) but all the has to present is a flacid toll resemblies a mini shriveled dill pickle with hairs on the side...Much to Evan's suprise the lady leaves the room!

"Did I ofend her?" Evan thinks to himself. The seasoned tug vet is thrown off because he has never experienced anything like this. In a state of confusion Evan lays there thinking this experience couldn't have gone any worse...When suddenly the door opens, and IN COMES THE HOT RANDO. YES LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THATS RIGHT "THE CLOSER" ENTERS THE ROOM.  THE MARIANO OF THE MARRIOT OF RUB N TUGS.The massage joint called in the righty to finish off Evan and send him off with a smile on his face and 1 less nut. This is what we like to call excellent management and we commend The Candle jerk shop for this professionalism. Good luck to Evan and all you other tug goers on your future adventures... 

Ambos and Randos is Back!

Sorry about the hiatus folks. Our crew has been partying in nyc and has forgotten about blogging. Here are some of the shenanigans we got involved in while we were gone...

Here is an endorsement from a TRUE grade A RANDOOOO...



Captured this great footage of one of our crew members absolutely demoralizing this RANDOOOO



Go to 1:00 to and check out the hoooters on the RANDO waitress dancing on the table

THIS ASIAN KID IS G-D