With the new Facebook movie coming out, which actually looks horrendous, I thought of some changes to the social networking site if I ruled the world. Please comment on any additional changes you think should be made…
1) All pictures of fake drunk girls squatting and taking a piss should be BANNED. Your not cute, its not funny, no one wants to see your dingle berries and cottage cheese thighs. O yeah, looks like you did a number stretching out the hanky pankys also, WHORE.
2) There needs to be a dislike button for all the idiot jerks that feel the need to post dumb shit and make idiot comments. Sorry you have to use facebook to reassure yourself on your thoughts by seeing how many people “like” it.
3) No more full out convos with 20 comments on someone’s status. Its cool if a bunch of people say shit and react to something, but when 2 people go back and forth it just feels up my main feed with their dumb ass chirp.
4) Detagging pics should not be allowed. Obviously this would never go down, but imagine the amount of double chins and bad angles that would be discovered.
5) NO MORE CLUB PROMOTION EVENTS. I have obviously turned off notification for this but it is annoying to everyone to say the least. I’ve been guilty of poisoning other’s inboxes with cyber solicitation, but I apologize and vow to longer participate in such activities.
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