This is an amazing system for rating Randos on a scale other than 1-10. It's called the area code rating system because each rating resembles an area code. Here is how it works...
- First Number is a 1-9 describing the face and looks of the RANDO
- Second Number is either a 0, or a 1...0 meaning u wouldn't give here the dick, and a 1 meaning she could get the business
- Third number is a 1-9 describing the body and all other squeezable features
It is not suprising that your average BUTTAFACE nassau county girl is a 516
A 919 is the hottest area code of them all and should be used only on the rarest of prime RANDOS
A 909 is the dopest rando you have ever seen except she has raging crabs, herpes, and gonorrhea...UNFORTUNATELY
A 101 is your bottom of the barrel Randooo other acceptable terms are stoge butt, cokaroach, oxygen waster, and/or skunked keg beer...ooo yeah pig vomit is acceptable as well
I never like to dial lower than a 718 but when I'm on an ambo I find myself dialing 412, SO BE CAREFUL
Please comment on any other unique area codes, thanks.
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