This is an Ambos and Randos ode to baby powder, probably the most important hygienic products of our time. For those of you randos that don't know, Gold Bond is one of the crucial items in the daily life of the beast. It allows smooth gliding and movement throughout a sweaty summer day. It will prevent major sweating, jock itch, smelly dick and balls, and walking like a penguin. I had to find out the hard way working in a hot kitchen three summer ago. Within days I found my inner thighs reader than an apple and burning worse than alcohol on an open wound. It wasn't until the introduction of Extra Strength Gold bond that I was able to stop walking with a waddle. Gold Bong has also been found to treat swamp ass, antiquing people in their sleep, and cutting various drugs. So, heres to you Gold Bond, a praise and salvation from all beasts out there. And to the reader's of A&R, may your balls stay dry and unirritated throughout the summer.
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